I have been trying desperately to get Lance (as in Armstrong) to cease his endless stalking of me.
For instance, I ride a Trek, he rides a Trek. I drink water. He drinks water. I breathe air. He breathes air. I am a human. He is a human. Do you see the crazy pattern?
Well, it's gotten a little out of control. It seems that he is running the Boston Marathon, too.
(I sign up for Boston, he signs up for Boston).
http://www.boston.com/sports/other_sports/running/articles/2008/01/17/lance_armstrong_to_run
7 comments:
Sigh. I feel for you.
It's not easy being a badass.
Suzie Q -- you are such a trend-setter! Now, all you have to do is beat him to the finish line and accuse him of following you the whole entire race!
And how is it katie holmes gets to run Boston and I beat her NY marathon time by like 45 minutes! No fair... Give lance a good chase!
Next thing you know, we'll hear Lance is doing Brazil!
I wish Lance were following me...
SQ, You crack me up. I thought Lance was stalking me but, alas, his participation in the Boston Marathon is surely a sign that he was only using me to get to you. :)
C
If he is wearing Pink, that is when we really worry
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