I have been trying desperately to get Lance (as in Armstrong) to cease his endless stalking of me.
For instance, I ride a Trek, he rides a Trek. I drink water. He drinks water. I breathe air. He breathes air. I am a human. He is a human. Do you see the crazy pattern?
Well, it's gotten a little out of control. It seems that he is running the Boston Marathon, too.
(I sign up for Boston, he signs up for Boston).